fuuny stuff

yup u can read so i'm not gonna repeat myself...ya found reall funny stuff from my assignment notebook...ya they're pretty cheesy but idc how foody they are...they're just plain funny!(color)
the trouble w/ real life is that there's no background music
i have not lost my mind; it's backed up on a disk somewhere
if mathematically u end up w/ the wrong answer, try multiplying by the page number
a rose by any other name would likely be "deadly thornbearing assault vegetation"
if @ first u don't succeed, destroy all evidence that u tried
it is generally agreed that "hello" is an appropriate greeting, bcuz if u entered a room and said "goodbye" it would confuse a lot of ppl
forgiveness-the weak can never forgive. forgiveness is the attribute of the strong
if ur not living on the edge, ur taking up too much room
if the #2 pencil is the nost popular, y is it still #2
if u don't care where u are, then u ain't lost
self-esteem isn't everything, it's just that there's nothing w/o it
OK, i'm weird! but im saving up to become eccentric
Never say "oops!"; always say, "AH, interesting!"
hope is the most exciting thing in life
i do visit reality, altho it's on a tourist visa
uniqueness-normal is not something to aspire to, it's something to get away from
flying is not inherently dangerous; crashing is
if u try to fail and succeed which have u done
i used to have a handle on life, then it broke
choices-it is our choices that show wat we truly are, far more than our abilities
i like walks, especially wen they are taken by ppl who annoy me
one thing u can learn by watching the clock: it passes the time by keeping it's hands busy
everywhere is walking distance if u have the time
change-if u can't change ur fate; change ur attitude
normality will be restored as soon as we're sure wat it is
a positive attitude may not solve all ur problems, but it will annoy enough ppl to make it worth the effort
the human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter
leadership has been defined as the ability to hide ur panic from others
never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
how come we u mix water and flour together u get glue, & then u ass eggs and sugar and u get cake? where does the glue go?
integrity-the first thing is to be honest with urself, u can never have an impact on society if u have not changed urself
if everything seems to be going well u have obviously overlooked something
courage is...judgment that something else is more important than fear, the brave may not live forever but the cautious do not live at all
happiness-joy is very infectious, therefore be always full of joy
it might look like i'm doing nothing, but at the molecular level i'm really quite busy
u can not shake hands w/ a clenched fist
imagination is the only weapon in the war against reality
imagination-worry: a misuse of ur imagination
well...that's all, i'm gonna post probably like 5 other posts today...and if any of u who know me could call me...ya, greatly appreciated...watch turners gonna be busy tonight...so call me, idc if its late, just leave me a message if id pick up...k?...kapiesh? ok good...ta ta for now!!
l8r fellow celebraters!
me<3